Sunk to a New Low

I've finally sunk to a new low, I bought Calvin a sweater. That, in itself, wouldn't be too bad but as I walked past two rednecks from Alberta sitting in their massive SUV with oversized tires, I realized that Cally's sweater matched my jacket, how sad is that!! But, I held my head high, blocked out their snickers and carried on, that is until I realized that my well dressed little dog had his new green pullover caught in a blackberry vine. So back I went, red faced and red-nosed (I have a terrible cold) and unhooked him. Very embarrassing.
Now I have a explain so you don't think I've totally lost it, the only reason I got the sweater is that I took him to be groomed on Thursday and they shaved him bald and I mean bald! You can see parts on him that have never seen the light of day before! Poor little guy starts to shiver at the mention of a walk. And he is so small, Jim just can't get over it.
I think just for the heck of it we'll take one of the fluffies in and see just how big they are under their 3" long coats.